So I've made it through the first two days of my new job. And because the universe likes to keep me on my toes each of those days has also included a bonus surprise that is really good but also places me in an awkward situation. The job is alright. The training is not very helpful due to the fact...

Edinburgh, you're fired! Last week the crashing ineptitude of Kevin prompted us to downgrade HBOS stock to Sell. This week the sainted Margaret gives the devastating pronouncement on Scotland's ancient seat of learning "Edinburgh isn't what it was". This in response to alumni Michael acting like a...

Remote access! VPN! Not to be confused with VPL. It's wacky! It's horrible! Our recruitment software went on the blink, so I phoned the support line and Mr Support kept me on the phone while he logged onto the virtual server (?) and commandeered my PC. Don't know if you've ever had experience of...